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Can you write a funny story using at least 7 of these Fess Parker movie titles. May he RIP?

1. Springfield Rifle
2. No Room For The Groom
3. The Kid From Left Field
4. Them!
5. The Great Locomotive Chase
6. Westward Ho, The Wagons
7. Old Yeller8. The Light In The Forest
8. The Light In The Forest
9. Davy Crockett, King Of The wild Frontier

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1875

"She's Silly. She's A Dilly."

Kitty: "But Doooooooooc. She doesn't even ride side-saddle! That awful Sunshine doesn't do ANYTHING in a normal fashion! GAWD how I hate her."

Doc took another sip of his beer and chuckled to himself.

Doc:"Kitty, she's different, I'll grant you that.....but...."

Kitty interrupted :" DIFFERENT?!!!! She's 3. The Kid From Left Field....waaaaaaay left."

Doc:" Well her politics are certainly not from the "left." She and Matt have that in common as well as just about everything else. "

Kitty scowled:" Doc....while you are in my presence I would appreciate you not mentioning her name in the same sentence as Matt.....My darling Matt......GAWD how I hate her!"

Doc:" Now Kitty, you need to settle down. 4. Them I mean THEY, are just across the street. They may hear you."

Kitty:" Let 'em hear! Hey! Sunshine! 5. The Great Locomotive Chase from St. Louis to California is taking place next month. Why don't you hop aboard and GIT THE $%#@ outta Dodge?!!! Muawwwwww!!"

Kitty wiped some salvia from her chin as she chortled.

Sunshine:" Hey! 7. Old Yeller! Your color is fading....I think it's time for you to throw a little more dye on your hair."

Sunshine twirled her newly bought 1. Springfield Rifle and fired a round over Kitty's head. It hit a flower pot, scattering dirt and plants all over her.

Sunshine laughed so hard that she nearly swallowed her gum:" MattBaby. I'm heading home, now. I'll expect you for dinner."

Matt smiled broadly:"I'll be there."

Sunshine:" And plan on sticking around for ........ deeeeeeeeeessert."

As she rode off Kitty brushed the last bit of planting soil from her hair.

Kitty:" Matt.....You need your head examined! Do you realize you left ME for 9. Davy Crockett, King Of The wild Frontier ?!
I STILL can't get my mind around it."

Matt walked over to her and brushed some broken plant roots from her shoulder:" Kitty....I love my Sunshine. Whyyyyyy, she's my Oakie....."

Kitty:"Oh LAWD!!! Don't you DARE sing that moronic song you wrote about her, hear me?!"

Matt cleared his throat.:"Okay.....Then I'll sing you another little ditty that I've written." He ran to his office and grabbed a guitar. " Sunshine's been givin' me lessons."

Kitty:"I 'll just BET she has!"

(To the tune of "Daddy's Little Girl")

♫ " She's 8. The Light In The Forest.
My elf on a leaf.
And when I'm sorely burdened she's my one relief.
She's silly. She's a dilly. She's the one I adore..........♫"

Matt paused, smiled and got a lungful of air........

♫" She's my Oakie. She's my dokie. She's my little Annie Oakley."♫

Doc applauded.
Matt bowed.
Kitty screeched and left abruptly. Later that night she resorted to desperate measures........Check Kitty's link in the CAST OF CHARACTERS to see what she did!!!!

CAST OF CHARACTERS

Sunshine..... http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0810-2816-0612_Cartoon_of_a_Cowgirl_on_Her_Horse_clipart_image.jpg
Matt...... http://www.animationplayhouse.com/117guitarman.gif
Miss Kitty ....... http://www.wtv-zone.com/MrBill/gifs/Animated-Witch.gif

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